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my name's theresa. i'm 20. i love tea, flight of the conchords, floral, harry potter, wes anderson, painting, and potatoes. i read a lot. i enjoy cooking. i'm a world class gymnast.

... that last one was a lie.

We won!! Carnival Champions of 2012!!! Rolling in the Deepthroat, I love you. This has been the best week of binge drinking of my life. I’m sick, and tired, and fucked over for school, and without a voice - but no regrets. I’ve honestly never raged harder in my life, and it has been beautiful. V, Anu and I even got recognition for our services (haha) from our team, winning the “These bitches are fucking crazy” award. Young, wild, and free baby. SPIT, SWALLOW, GARGLE, CHOKE - GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DEEPTHROAT!!!

1 month ago
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